{"id":114,"date":"2020-03-26T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=114"},"modified":"2020-03-31T00:29:01","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T22:29:01","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/03\/26\/journal-dune-confinee-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d&#8217;une confin\u00e9e #10 : non mais all\u00f4 ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Jeudi\n26 mars <\/strong><strong>tu sais o\u00f9 je suis<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement&nbsp;:\nJ10<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ressenti&nbsp;:\nVers l\u2019infini et au-del\u00e0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Cher <\/s>corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je\npense que tu nous fais tous craquer. Et pas dans le sens que tu esp\u00e8res. On\ncraque d\u2019\u00eatre confin\u00e9 (vid\u00e9os \u00e0 l\u2019appui, j\u2019ai vu des trucs de dingue, je crois\nque certains sont perdus \u00e0 jamais), on craque de devoir tout g\u00e9rer, on craque \u00e0\nforce de s\u2019ennuyer, on craque \u00e0 force d\u2019\u00eatre trop d\u00e9bord\u00e9, on craque de devoir\nbosser dehors la boule au ventre, on craque\u2026 M\u00eame les d\u00e9marcheurs t\u00e9l\u00e9phoniques\nont craqu\u00e9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les\nd\u00e9marcheurs t\u00e9l\u00e9phoniques, ce sont ceux qui t\u2019appellent de jour comme de nuit\npour te vendre en vrac des isolations \u00e0 1euro, des pompes \u00e0 chaleur, des\ndiagnostics gratuits mais payants quand m\u00eame, des fen\u00eatres et des portes, des\nchaudi\u00e8res r\u00e9volutionnaires, des surgel\u00e9s ou m\u00eame du vin\u2026 Aujourd\u2019hui, discussion\nsurr\u00e9aliste avec un d\u00e9marcheur en p\u00e9riode de confinement&nbsp;: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Bonjour\nmadame&nbsp;!<\/li><li>Mouais\u2026\n(air aimable)<\/li><li>En\nce moment, c\u2019est vous qui faites les courses, madame&nbsp;? <\/li><li>Euh\u2026\nEn ce moment, c\u2019est personne&nbsp;! <\/li><li>Pourquoi,\nmadame&nbsp;? <\/li><li>Avec\nce qui se passe\u2026 <\/li><li>Quoi\ndonc, madame&nbsp;?<\/li><li>Vous\nvenez d\u2019o\u00f9 monsieur&nbsp;? <\/li><li>De\nFrance, pourquoi&nbsp;? <\/li><li>Vous\nn\u2019\u00eates pas confin\u00e9&nbsp;?<\/li><li>Quel\nconfinement&nbsp;?<\/li><li>&nbsp;???<\/li><li>Ah\noui, le confinement&nbsp;! Oh vous savez, madame, le confinement\u2026 Je suis all\u00e9\nfaire deux-trois courses \u00e0 Leclerc ce matin m\u00eame. Et ben, ce n\u2019est pas ce qu\u2019on\ndit, y\u2019a \u00e0 peine moins de monde que d\u2019habitude. <\/li><li>&nbsp;?!??<\/li><li>Alors,\nje peux passer chez vous dans la semaine d\u00e9poser un catalogue&nbsp;pour\npr\u00e9senter mes produits ? <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Sur\nle coup, j\u2019ai cru \u00e0 un canular, un test du gouvernement\u2026 Je me suis m\u00eame\ndemand\u00e9 si le confinement n\u2019\u00e9tait pas termin\u00e9 et qu\u2019on ne m\u2019avait rien dit.\nQuand j\u2019ai aper\u00e7u mon voisin en slip \u00e0 sa fen\u00eatre, j\u2019ai compris que non. 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