{"id":182,"date":"2020-04-01T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=182"},"modified":"2020-04-03T15:47:10","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T13:47:10","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-16-comme-un-poisson-davril-dans-leau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/01\/journal-dune-confinee-16-comme-un-poisson-davril-dans-leau\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d&#8217;une confin\u00e9e #16 : comme un poisson (d&#8217;avril) dans l&#8217;eau"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Mercredi 1<sup>er<\/sup> avril \u2013 en direct des Bahamas<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement\u00a0: J16<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ressenti : comme au premier jour (poisson d\u2019avril !!)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Cher<\/s> corona<s>,<\/s><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tout va bien dans le meilleur des mondes. Le soleil vient de se lever, encore une belle journ\u00e9e dirait notre ami Ricor\u00e9. Tout le monde s\u2019est mis au travail dans la joie et la bonne humeur. Une po\u00e9sie \u00e0 apprendre&nbsp;? Avec plaisir&nbsp;! Des tables \u00e0 r\u00e9citer&nbsp;? \u00c0 la bonne heure&nbsp;! On a fait tout cela en chanson parce que \u00ab&nbsp;la vie c\u2019est plus marrant et moins d\u00e9sesp\u00e9rant en chantant&nbsp;\u00bb (les meilleurs reconna\u00eetront&nbsp;;)). Le confinement est termin\u00e9, tout le monde est gu\u00e9ri. Hop, emball\u00e9, c\u2019est pes\u00e9&nbsp;! On reprend notre vie l\u00e0 o\u00f9 on l\u2019a confin\u00e9e. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>POISSON D\u2019AVRIIIIIIIL\u00a0! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Crois-moi, j\u2019aurai aim\u00e9 que le gouvernement nous dise la m\u00eame chose. M\u00eame si\u00a0\u00e7a aurait \u00e9t\u00e9 un peu excessif comme organisation, non\u00a0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00e9sol\u00e9 pour toi, mais ici, tout va bien dans le meilleur des mondes. Le soleil vient de se lever\u2026 nous aussi, mais en retard (oui je mets mon r\u00e9veil pour ne pas perdre le rythme, l\u00e0 c\u2019\u00e9tait rat\u00e9&nbsp;!). &nbsp;Je me suis r\u00e9veill\u00e9 les cheveux en vrac et pleins de petits poissons en papier scotch\u00e9s sur la t\u00eate. Ma fille s\u2019est mise \u00e0 hurler \u00ab&nbsp;poisson d\u2019avriiiiil&nbsp;\u00bb, le radio-r\u00e9veil s\u2019est mis \u00e0 hurler, je me suis mise \u00e0 hurler&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;l\u2019\u00e9cole a repris les filles, d\u00e9p\u00eachez-vous, vous \u00eates en retard&nbsp;\u00bb. Bon, le fait que je sois moi-m\u00eame encore en culotte avec la trace de l\u2019oreiller sur la joue, le poisson est tomb\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019eau. Et les filles m\u2019ont regard\u00e9 avec des yeux de merlan frit, d\u00e9\u00e7ues de ne pouvoir jouer des tours de poisson \u00e0 leurs copains.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors, j\u2019ai emball\u00e9 la table en bois de protections plastiques. \u00ab&nbsp;On op\u00e8re quelqu\u2019un&nbsp;?&nbsp;\u00bb, a demand\u00e9 monsieur. Il ne croyait pas su bien dire&nbsp;: je lan\u00e7ais un atelier peinture pour tout le monde&nbsp;! C\u2019\u00e9tait plut\u00f4t ma tol\u00e9rance au d\u00e9sordre qu\u2019on op\u00e9rait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La plus petite s\u2019appliquait les manches trempant dans la peinture et les plus grandes \u00e9taient m\u00e9ga concentr\u00e9es \u00e0 m\u00e9langer les pots pour cr\u00e9er une nouvelle couleur. Respect \u00e0 la ma\u00eetresse qui g\u00e8re un atelier pour 35 artistes avec seulement trois taches sur les tabliers. Au bout de 5 minutes, la table \u00e9tait immacul\u00e9e de peinture, les filles ravies et les petits poissons peints accroch\u00e9s au mur. Une belle p\u00eache du 1<sup>er<\/sup> avril&nbsp;! &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u2019habitude, je n\u2019aime pas trop le 1<sup>er<\/sup> avril. cette f\u00eate un peu curieuse qui consiste \u00e0 faire croire \u00e0 des gens une info qu\u2019ils auraient pu croire si on n\u2019\u00e9tait pas \u00e0 cette date-l\u00e0. Mais, les enfants ont l\u2019art de nous faire changer d\u2019avis&nbsp;: la journ\u00e9e a consist\u00e9 \u00e0 se lancer des blagues Carambar et se coller avec plus au moins de discr\u00e9tion des poissons en papier. &nbsp;Et, quand ma fille est descendue en maillot de bain pour relever le d\u00e9fi lanc\u00e9 par la ma\u00eetresse, j\u2019ai presque ador\u00e9 le 1<sup>er<\/sup> avril. On n\u2019a pas fini la journ\u00e9e en chantant, mais on n\u2019\u00e9tait pas loin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En tous cas, poisson d\u2019avril ou pas, la crise sanitaire est toujours l\u00e0. On doit encore rester dans notre bocal, une ar\u00eate en travers de la gorge. 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