{"id":308,"date":"2020-04-20T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-20T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=308"},"modified":"2020-04-21T10:09:33","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T08:09:33","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-35-relachement-magnitude-35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/20\/journal-dune-confinee-35-relachement-magnitude-35\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d\u2019une confin\u00e9e #35 : rel\u00e2chement magnitude 35"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Lundi 20 avril<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement\u00a0: J35 \/\/ Ressenti\u00a0: une minute de tremblement de terre<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Canva-Dry-Soil-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Canva-Dry-Soil-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Canva-Dry-Soil-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Canva-Dry-Soil-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Canva-Dry-Soil-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Canva-Dry-Soil-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>@photo livre de droit \n&#8211; icon0.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Che<\/s>r corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu vas croire que je fais une fixette sur monsieur. Tu as raison&nbsp;: je fais une fixette sur monsieur. C\u2019est de ta faute&nbsp;: il est l\u00e0 sous mon nez tout le temps. Aujourd\u2019hui, c\u2019est le 35<sup>\u00e8me<\/sup> jour de confinement et on vient de passer \u00e0 un rel\u00e2chement magnitude 35 dans l\u2019\u00e9chelle de Richter du confinement (quoi cette \u00e9chelle n\u2019existe pas&nbsp;?!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au d\u00e9but du confinement, on s\u2019est dit qu\u2019on allait en profiter pour faire attention \u00e0 notre alimentation, privil\u00e9gier les l\u00e9gumes, limiter les ap\u00e9ros (et pas seulement les mojitos hein, le saucisson et les chips aussi), ne cuisiner que du fait maison\u2026 Hop, magnitude 35&nbsp;: on a pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 mettre nos bonnes r\u00e9solutions en confinement. L\u00e0&nbsp;? On vient de ressortir l\u2019appareil \u00e0 raclette (quoi, c\u2019est bient\u00f4t l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9&nbsp;?!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au d\u00e9but du confinement, on s\u2019est dit qu\u2019on allait trouver le bon ratio maison-boulot, continuer le sport \u00e0 la maison, limiter les \u00e9crans pour les enfants\u2026 Hop, magnitude 35&nbsp;et les bonnes r\u00e9solutions partent en confinement. L\u00e0&nbsp;? Les enfants viennent de finir la saison 36 de Peppa Pig (quoi, il n\u2019y a pas 36 saisons, elles regardent quoi alors&nbsp;?!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et \u00e7a marche avec tout, enfin d\u00e9sormais \u00e7a marche avec tout. Car ce midi, on a atteint un nouveau niveau dans le rel\u00e2chement du confin\u00e9. Enfin, monsieur a atteint un nouveau niveau dans le rel\u00e2chement du confin\u00e9., nuance. Je venais de quitter ma r\u00e9union (\u00e0 distance, hein&nbsp;!). Alors qu\u2019il \u00e9tait en train de se faire un caf\u00e9 dans notre cuisine, d\u00e9sormais devenue notre \u00ab&nbsp;salle de pause&nbsp;\u00bb, je constate qu\u2019il a pris le temps de s\u2019occuper des enfants (un bon point) et de s\u2019habiller (un bon point). \u00ab&nbsp;<em>Mais t\u2019as gard\u00e9 ton pantalon de pyjama&nbsp;?!?<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. \u00c0 ma t\u00eate dubitative, il s\u2019est marr\u00e9&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;<em>ben, quoi&nbsp;? On ne voit pas le haut en visio&nbsp;!<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb. Ce n\u2019est pas faux. Vivement le 70<sup>\u00e8me<\/sup> jour de confinement quand il se dira qu\u2019au point o\u00f9 on en est, du pyjama, on peut m\u00eame en garder le haut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu vois&nbsp;: je t\u2019avais dit qu\u2019on avait atteint un rel\u00e2chement magnitude 35. Tremble, tremble, petit corona, le monde appartient \u00e0 ceux qui trainent en pyjama. 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