{"id":324,"date":"2020-04-24T13:10:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-24T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=324"},"modified":"2020-04-28T14:18:59","modified_gmt":"2020-04-28T12:18:59","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-39-visio-davenir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/24\/journal-dune-confinee-39-visio-davenir\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d\u2019une confin\u00e9e #39 : visio d\u2019avenir"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Vendredi 24 avril&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement\u00a0: J39 \/\/ Ressenti\u00a0: une r\u00e9unionite a\u00efgue<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"372\" src=\"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wall-e_humains_objets_connectes.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wall-e_humains_objets_connectes.png 600w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/wall-e_humains_objets_connectes-300x186.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption>@Disney Pixar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Che<\/s>r corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu me fais plus bosser que d\u2019ordinaire. En ces temps troubles, je viens d\u2019encha\u00eener ma troisi\u00e8me r\u00e9union&#8230; et tout \u00e7a sans bouger de ma chaise. C\u2019est merveilleux la nouvelle technologie, n\u2019est-ce-pas&nbsp;? \u00c0 force de ne plus bouger, on va vraiment finir par ressembler aux humains dans le dessin anim\u00e9 WALL-E. Sur un fauteuil. Devant un \u00e9cran. Gros. Seul, mais quand m\u00eame ensemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finalement, \u00e7a a du bon ces r\u00e9unions en visio. Curieusement, \u00e7a cr\u00e9\u00e9 une certaine proximit\u00e9. Oui, oui, une proximit\u00e9 mais par \u00e9cran interpos\u00e9. D\u00e9j\u00e0, on rentre dans le quotidien des gens&nbsp;: y\u2019a ceux qui bossent de leur chambre, ceux qui ont un bureau de ministre, ceux qui sont sur un coin de table, ceux qui partagent leur bureau avec deux petits yeux curieux, ceux qui ont un chat un poil envahissant&#8230; Et puis, crois-moi, quand ton client a vu passer tes enfants d\u00e9guis\u00e9s en arri\u00e8re-plan ou entendu ta fille crier \u00ab maman, je suis aux toilettes&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb, \u00e7a brise tout de suite la glace. Tout de suite. Et enfin, moi qui suis toujours un peu comme le lapin dans Alice aux Pays des Merveilles qui \u00ab&nbsp;est en retard, en retard et a toujours rendez-vous quelque part&nbsp;\u00bb, je n\u2019ai jamais \u00e9t\u00e9 autant \u00e0 l\u2019heure\u2026 et \u00e0 autant de r\u00e9unions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En tous cas, aujourd\u2019hui, j\u2019ai r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 mon bureau. Monsieur a r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 sa perceuse. Au bruit qu\u2019il fait en bas, j\u2019ai bien peur du chantier que je vais d\u00e9couvrir. Quand il a appris que les magasins de bricolage r\u00e9-ouvrait. Tu aurais d\u00fb voir sa t\u00eate&nbsp;: c\u2019\u00e9tait le plus beau jour de sa vie de confin\u00e9. Quand il a appris qu\u2019il y avait trois heures de queue avant d\u2019entrer, tu aurais d\u00fb voir sa t\u00eate&nbsp;: c\u2019\u00e9tait le jour le plus d\u00e9cevant de sa vie de confin\u00e9. Il faut dire que maintenant, les magasins de bricolage sont devenus les nouveaux Disneyland : des files d\u2019attente \u00e0 ne plus finir pour un peu de plaisir sans oublier une facture sal\u00e9e. Bon, je n\u2019entends plus la perceuse. Pause-visio. Je vais aller rouler mon fauteuil jusqu\u2019en bas. 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