{"id":338,"date":"2020-04-28T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=338"},"modified":"2020-04-30T19:54:11","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T17:54:11","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-43-le-dilemme-cornelien-du-confine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/28\/journal-dune-confinee-43-le-dilemme-cornelien-du-confine\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d\u2019une confin\u00e9e #43 : le dilemme corn\u00e9lien du confin\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Mardi 28 avril<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement\u00a0: J43 \/\/ Ressenti\u00a0: une trag\u00e9die en 10.000 actes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/statue_blog-la-redac-en-baslet-confinement-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/statue_blog-la-redac-en-baslet-confinement-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/statue_blog-la-redac-en-baslet-confinement-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/statue_blog-la-redac-en-baslet-confinement-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/statue_blog-la-redac-en-baslet-confinement-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/statue_blog-la-redac-en-baslet-confinement-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Photo libre de droits &#8211; karatara<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Che<\/s>r corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On connaissait les fameux dilemmes corn\u00e9liens, le choix de Sophie<em>*<\/em>, le choix entre la team ketchup, mayo ou sauce Bicky, et maintenant y\u2019a le choix du confin\u00e9. Tu dois bien te demander ce qu\u2019on peut bien choisir alors qu\u2019on est confin\u00e9. Et ben, le choix du d\u00e9confinement, pardi&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On est en d\u00e9mocratie, on nous demande notre avis, m\u00eame si on n\u2019a plus trop d\u2019avis. Et \u00e7a concerne ce que nous avons de plus pr\u00e9cieux (et je ne parle pas de la machine \u00e0 pain m\u00eame si elle nous sert vachement bien). Les grands chefs ont parl\u00e9&nbsp;: d\u00e9confinement il y aura, les enfants tu enverras.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Concr\u00e8tement, les enfants peuvent retourner \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole avec pleins de si. Et avec des si on met les parents en \u00e9tat de stress. Alors, les \u00e9coles nous envoient des sondages pour savoir si on a choisi entre les envoyer ou les garder. En gros, j\u2019aurai pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 qu\u2019on me demande de choisir entre une jambe en bois ou une jambe en mousse (quoi tu ne connais pas ce jeu d\u00e9bile&nbsp;?!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je les envoie, mais ils risquent de choper ta saloperie,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les garde, mais ils ont besoin d\u2019un lien avec l\u2019\u00e9cole,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les envoie, mais ils vont avoir du mal avec les distances sanitaires,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les garde, mais ils ont besoin de renouer avec le monde ext\u00e9rieur, &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les envoie, mais ce n\u2019est peut-\u00eatre pas une bonne id\u00e9e,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les garde, mais comment je vais bosser,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les envoie, mais ils vont devoir porter un masque ou pas,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les garde, mais je suis une pi\u00e8tre ma\u00eetresse d\u2019\u00e9cole,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors je les envoie, mais\u2026 ainsi de suite<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne cherche pas, \u00e7a fait trois heures que \u00e7a tourne en boucle dans ma t\u00eate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Monsieur ne sait m\u00eame pas trop quoi me dire, il se contente de hocher la t\u00eate, mais je sens qu\u2019il est \u00e0 deux doigts de faire sceller la porte pour nous emp\u00eacher de sortir. Je pense \u00e0 tous les directeurs.trices et enseignant.e.s qui doivent s\u2019arracher des cheveux qu\u2019ils ont certainement bien trop longs avec ce confinement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Et voil\u00e0, voil\u00e0 mon dilemme corn\u00e9lien. Je suis \u00e0 un carrefour, je dois faire un choix et je n\u2019ai pas d\u2019oracle ou de Cassandre pour m\u2019aider. Et tu connais l\u2019ironie du sort&nbsp;? La situation choisie ne se fera peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame pas. Tout d\u00e9pend de ton choix \u00e0 toi, petit corona. Comme disait Pierre&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;<em>Je sens couler des pleurs que je veux retenir \u2013 Le pass\u00e9 me tourmente, et je crains l\u2019avenir.&nbsp;<\/em>\u00bb (<em>Le Cid<\/em>). \u00d4 corona, as-tu du c\u0153ur&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>*roman de William Styron (1979)<\/p>\n\n    <div class=\"xs_social_share_widget xs_share_url after_content main_content wslu-style-3 wslu-share-box-shaped wslu-fill-brand-hover-colored wslu-share-m-5 wslu-none wslu-share-horizontal wslu-theme-font-no wslu-main_content\">\n\n\t\t\n        <ul>\n\t\t\t                    <li class=\"xs-share-li\n                        facebook                        wslu-no-extra-data\" >\n                        <a href=\"javascript:void();\" id=\"xs_feed_facebook\" onclick=\"xs_feed_share(this);\" 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