{"id":344,"date":"2020-04-30T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=344"},"modified":"2020-05-01T16:55:53","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T14:55:53","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-45-alerte-rouge-sur-arc-en-ciel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/04\/30\/journal-dune-confinee-45-alerte-rouge-sur-arc-en-ciel\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d\u2019une confin\u00e9e #45 : alerte rouge sur arc-en-ciel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Jeudi 30 avril<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement&nbsp;: j45 \/ ressenti&nbsp;: la diagonale du vide \u00e0 v\u00e9lo<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3824-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-345\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3824-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3824-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3824-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3824-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/IMG_3824-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>@C\u00e9line Plunian<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Che<\/s>r corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dernier jour du mois d\u2019avril, je pense changer le proverbe \u00ab&nbsp;<em>en avril, ne te d\u00e9couvre pas d\u2019un fil<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb par \u00ab&nbsp;<em>en avril, le mois o\u00f9 \u00e7a d\u00e9file&nbsp;<\/em>\u00bb. Bilan du mois&nbsp;pass\u00e9 enti\u00e8rement confin\u00e9 : je n\u2019ai rien vu passer. Bilan en donn\u00e9es chiffr\u00e9es&nbsp;: + 30.000 kilos, + 10 cm de cheveux fous (la l\u00e9gende ne dit pas si ce sont des cheveux blancs), 5 crises du rangement, 10 crises de nerf, 100.000 \u00ab&nbsp;<em>range ta chambre<\/em>&nbsp;\u00bb, 60 \u00ab&nbsp;<em>qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019on mange&nbsp;?<\/em>\u00bb, 30 \u00ab&nbsp;<em>tu peux mettre la table&nbsp;?<\/em> \u00bb, mais aussi en moins&nbsp;: une ramette de papier, le stock de chocolat et celui de farine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cet apr\u00e8s-midi, question de bien finir le mois, nos grands chefs nous ont sorti une carte de France color\u00e9e. On dirait les cartes des cours d\u2019histoire-g\u00e9o au coll\u00e8ge o\u00f9 on devait colorier au crayon de couleur les zones \u00e0 forte densit\u00e9, les zones libres ou occup\u00e9es, sans oublier la diagonale du vide et la petite l\u00e9gende.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ici, chaque couleur correspond \u00e0 un grade dans la crise sanitaire, ce qui aura une cons\u00e9quence sur le d\u00e9confinement. En clair&nbsp;: regarde ta couleur, je te dirai ce que tu fais demain. La carte du cours d\u2019aujourd\u2019hui se divisent en trois couleurs&nbsp;ou plut\u00f4t trois \u00e9quipes :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>L\u2019\u00e9quipe des verts\u00a0o\u00f9 tu n\u2019es pas en enfer<\/li><li>L\u2019\u00e9quipe des oranges o\u00f9 y\u2019a un petit peu trop rien qui change (ou pas)<\/li><li>L\u2019\u00e9quipe des rouges\u00a0o\u00f9 l\u00e0-bas attention plus rien ne bouge.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Pas de bol, je te laisse deviner dans quelle \u00e9quipe on est.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne veux pas tirer \u00e0 boulets rouges sur nos grands chefs, mais \u00e7a a l\u2019air d\u2019\u00eatre un bazar ce d\u00e9confinement. D\u00e9sormais sur liste rouge, on va encore \u00eatre la lanterne rouge du pays. Mon compte en banque va bient\u00f4t virer dans le rouge et je vais finir par boire du gros rouge\u2026 comme la pauvre Gervaise de Zola. Quoi, tu vois rouge dans mon fil rouge&nbsp;?!? Pour r\u00e9sumer&nbsp;: &nbsp;pour le moment&nbsp;: rouge sur rouge, rien ne bouge (clin d\u2019\u0153il au capitaine).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En tous cas, rouge ou pas, la journ\u00e9e a fini sur un magnifique arc-en-ciel de toutes les couleurs. Vert, jaune, rouge\u2026 Toutes \u00e9taient r\u00e9unies. 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