{"id":363,"date":"2020-05-06T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=363"},"modified":"2020-05-07T16:04:33","modified_gmt":"2020-05-07T14:04:33","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/05\/06\/journal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d\u2019une confin\u00e9e #51 : sortie masqu\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Mercredi 6 mai<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement\u00a0: j51 \/ ressenti\u00a0: plan\u00e8te 51<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>@C\u00e9line Plunian<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Che<\/s>r corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aujourd\u2019hui, j\u2019ai fait un truc que je n\u2019avais pas fait depuis deux mois, un truc de fou, un truc de ouf. Attention, accroche-toi (mais pas trop quand m\u00eame)&nbsp;: je suis sortie&nbsp;! Oui, moi, pantouflarde forc\u00e9e, hypocondriaque assum\u00e9e, agoraphobe d\u00e9couverte, je suis sortie plus loin que le bout de ma rue, plus loin que le bout de mon quartier. Dingue, non&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon, je ne suis pas partie au bout du monde non plus. Je suis all\u00e9e \u00e0 la pharmacie. De mon quartier. \u00c0 pieds. Et c\u2019est monsieur qui a insist\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour sortir, j\u2019ai h\u00e9sit\u00e9 entre le masque chirurgical, le masque en tissu, la visi\u00e8re de protection, la combinaison de spationaute. Ca m\u2019a fait rire, c\u2019est la premi\u00e8re fois que je me pr\u00e9occupe de ce que je vais porter sur la t\u00eate. Finalement, j\u2019ai opt\u00e9 pour l\u2019\u00e9charpe, genre \u00ab&nbsp;j\u2019ai froid mais je me prot\u00e8ge quand m\u00eame&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors quand tu n\u2019as pas affront\u00e9 l\u2019ext\u00e9rieur depuis deux mois, tu as l\u2019impression de red\u00e9couvrir le monde. Dans la rue, rien n\u2019avait chang\u00e9. Dans le quartier, rien n\u2019avait chang\u00e9. Dans l\u2019avenue, rien n\u2019avait chang\u00e9. Je t\u2019avoue que j\u2019ai \u00e9t\u00e9 un peu d\u00e9\u00e7ue. Ce n\u2019est pas que je souhaitais une ambiance Walking Dead ou la Guerre des Mondes, mais \u00e0 force de vivre dans ma bulle ou dans ma grotte (\u00e0 toi de choisir si t\u2019es optimiste ou pessimiste), je m\u2019\u00e9tais fait une id\u00e9e que le monde ext\u00e9rieur avait chang\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En fait, c\u2019est juste une illusion, comme une bulle de savon. Les rues sont toujours pareilles ni trop propres, ni trop sales. Les gens sont toujours vivants ni trop propres, ni trop sales. J\u2019ai vu des voitures qui roulent, des v\u00e9los qui roulent, des trottinettes qui roulent, des passants qui prom\u00e8nent, des enfants qui p\u00e9dalent, des chiens qui\u2026 Oui, il y avait plus de monde que je ne l\u2019avais imagin\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le seul truc qui change, c\u2019est cette valse masqu\u00e9e (oy\u00e9, oy\u00e9). Le masque\u00a0: y\u2019a ceux qui le portent pas du tout, en papier, en tissu, vert chirurgical, vert \u00e0 fleurs, sous le menton ou accroch\u00e9 \u00e0 leur r\u00e9tro int\u00e9rieur\u2026 La valse\u00a0: ce sont ces curieux jeux de jambe pour \u00e9viter de se croiser, ces \u00ab\u00a0je vous en prie\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0non c\u2019est \u00e0 vous\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0allez-y, mais pas trop pr\u00e8s\u00a0\u00bb\u2026 Dans cette valse masqu\u00e9e, je me sens un peu gauche, pas habitu\u00e9e. Mention sp\u00e9ciale \u00e0 la pharmacie qui a tellement jou\u00e9 la carte de la distance que j\u2019\u00e9tais ravie de ne pas \u00eatre venue pour acheter une cr\u00e8me pour les h\u00e9morro\u00efdes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ai fini ma petite vir\u00e9e le nez en l\u2019air comme si je red\u00e9couvrais la ville. Le ciel \u00e9tait bleu. Les oiseaux chantaient. Bref, rien n\u2019avait chang\u00e9. Rien ne semblait n\u2019avoir chang\u00e9. De retour \u00e0 la maison\u00a0: je me suis lav\u00e9e quinze fois les mains et je me suis plong\u00e9e dans un bain de gel hydroalcoolique. Un autre truc que je n\u2019avais pas fait depuis deux mois, et \u00e7a, \u00e7a ne m\u2019avait pas trop manqu\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n    <div class=\"xs_social_share_widget xs_share_url after_content main_content wslu-style-3 wslu-share-box-shaped wslu-fill-brand-hover-colored wslu-share-m-5 wslu-none wslu-share-horizontal wslu-theme-font-no wslu-main_content\">\n\n\t\t\n        <ul>\n\t\t\t                    <li class=\"xs-share-li\n                        facebook                        wslu-no-extra-data\" >\n                        <a href=\"javascript:void();\" id=\"xs_feed_facebook\" onclick=\"xs_feed_share(this);\" data-xs-href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Flaredacenbasket.fr%2Findex.php%2F2020%2F05%2F06%2Fjournal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee%2F&t=Journal+d%E2%80%99une+confin%C3%A9e+%2351+%3A+sortie+masqu%C3%A9e&v=3\">\n\n                            <div class=\"xs-social-icon\">\n                                <span class=\"met-social met-social-facebook\"><\/span>\n                            <\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n                            <div class=\"wslu-hover-content\">\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-followers\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t0                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-text\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPartager                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-label\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tFacebook                                <\/div>\n                            <\/div>\n                        <\/a>\n                    <\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t                    <li class=\"xs-share-li\n                        twitter                        wslu-no-extra-data\" >\n                        <a href=\"javascript:void();\" id=\"xs_feed_twitter\" onclick=\"xs_feed_share(this);\" data-xs-href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=Journal+d%E2%80%99une+confin%C3%A9e+%2351+%3A+sortie+masqu%C3%A9e+https%3A%2F%2Flaredacenbasket.fr%2Findex.php%2F2020%2F05%2F06%2Fjournal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee%2F&original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Flaredacenbasket.fr%2Findex.php%2F2020%2F05%2F06%2Fjournal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee%2F&related=xpeedstudio\">\n\n                            <div class=\"xs-social-icon\">\n                                <span class=\"met-social met-social-twitter\"><\/span>\n                            <\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n                            <div class=\"wslu-hover-content\">\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-followers\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t0                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-text\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPartager                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-label\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tTwitter                                <\/div>\n                            <\/div>\n                        <\/a>\n                    <\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t                    <li class=\"xs-share-li\n                        linkedin                        wslu-no-extra-data\" >\n                        <a href=\"javascript:void();\" id=\"xs_feed_linkedin\" onclick=\"xs_feed_share(this);\" data-xs-href=\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/shareArticle?url=https%3A%2F%2Flaredacenbasket.fr%2Findex.php%2F2020%2F05%2F06%2Fjournal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee%2F&title=Journal+d%E2%80%99une+confin%C3%A9e+%2351+%3A+sortie+masqu%C3%A9e&summary=&source=La+r%C3%A9dac%26%23039%3Ben+basket&mini=1\">\n\n                            <div class=\"xs-social-icon\">\n                                <span class=\"met-social met-social-linkedin\"><\/span>\n                            <\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n                            <div class=\"wslu-hover-content\">\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-followers\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t0                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-text\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPartager                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-label\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tLinkedIn                                <\/div>\n                            <\/div>\n                        <\/a>\n                    <\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t                    <li class=\"xs-share-li\n                        whatsapp                        wslu-no-extra-data\" >\n                        <a href=\"javascript:void();\" id=\"xs_feed_whatsapp\" onclick=\"xs_feed_share(this);\" data-xs-href=\"whatsapp:\/\/send?text=Journal+d%E2%80%99une+confin%C3%A9e+%2351+%3A+sortie+masqu%C3%A9e+https%3A%2F%2Flaredacenbasket.fr%2Findex.php%2F2020%2F05%2F06%2Fjournal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee%2F\">\n\n                            <div class=\"xs-social-icon\">\n                                <span class=\"met-social met-social-whatsapp\"><\/span>\n                            <\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n                            <div class=\"wslu-hover-content\">\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-followers\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t0                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-text\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPartager                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-label\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tWhatsApp                                <\/div>\n                            <\/div>\n                        <\/a>\n                    <\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t                    <li class=\"xs-share-li\n                        email                        wslu-no-extra-data\" >\n                        <a href=\"javascript:void();\" id=\"xs_feed_email\" onclick=\"xs_feed_share(this);\" data-xs-href=\"mailto:?body=Title%3A+Journal+d%E2%80%99une+confin%C3%A9e+%2351+%3A+sortie+masqu%C3%A9e+%5Cn%5Cn+URL%3A+https%3A%2F%2Flaredacenbasket.fr%2Findex.php%2F2020%2F05%2F06%2Fjournal-dune-confinee-51-sortie-masquee%2F&subject=Journal+d%E2%80%99une+confin%C3%A9e+%2351+%3A+sortie+masqu%C3%A9e\">\n\n                            <div class=\"xs-social-icon\">\n                                <span class=\"met-social met-social-email\"><\/span>\n                            <\/div>\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n                            <div class=\"wslu-hover-content\">\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-followers\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t0                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-text\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPartager                                <\/div>\n                                <div class=\"xs-social-follower-label\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tEmail                                <\/div>\n                            <\/div>\n                        <\/a>\n                    <\/li>\n\t\t\t\t\t        <\/ul>\n    <\/div>\n\n<script>\n    function xs_feed_share(e){\n        if(e){\n            var getLink = e.getAttribute('data-xs-href');\n            window.open(getLink, 'xs_feed_sharer', 'width=626,height=436');\n        }\n    }\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-justify\">Mercredi 6 mai Confinement\u00a0: j51 \/ ressenti\u00a0: plan\u00e8te 51 Cher corona, Aujourd\u2019hui, j\u2019ai fait un truc que je n\u2019avais pas fait depuis [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-journal-dune-confinee"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/sortie-blog-la-redac-en-basket-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":365,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions\/365"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}