{"id":373,"date":"2020-05-07T22:41:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T20:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=373"},"modified":"2020-05-08T22:44:42","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T20:44:42","slug":"journal-dune-confinee-52-au-secours-lessivez-moi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/05\/07\/journal-dune-confinee-52-au-secours-lessivez-moi\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d\u2019une confin\u00e9e #52 : au secours, lessivez-moi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Jeudi 7 mai<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement\u00a0: j52 \/ ressenti\u00a0: un Himalaya de linge \u00e0 plier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lessive-blog-la-redac-en-basket-journal-confine\u0301-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lessive-blog-la-redac-en-basket-journal-confine\u0301-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lessive-blog-la-redac-en-basket-journal-confine\u0301-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lessive-blog-la-redac-en-basket-journal-confine\u0301-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lessive-blog-la-redac-en-basket-journal-confine\u0301-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/lessive-blog-la-redac-en-basket-journal-confine\u0301-1-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>@C\u00e9line Plunian<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Che<\/s>r corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce confinement me lessive. Y\u2019a des jours o\u00f9 je me demande vraiment si je ne suis pas en train de me faire avoir. Comme un bleu. Y\u2019a des jours o\u00f9 je me demande vraiment si je ne suis pas en train de me faire avoir. Par le linge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je le vois l\u00e0, il me regarde de son bac en vrac. Partout o\u00f9 je vais dans la maison, il me regarde de son bac, soit je dois le plier, soit je dois le ranger, soit je dois le laver. Et c\u2019est sans fin. C\u2019est une spirale infernale proche du harc\u00e8lement. Je ne sais pas comment je peux appeler cela&nbsp;: du harc\u00e8lement lessivable&nbsp;? Du harc\u00e8lement m\u00e9nager&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je suis persuad\u00e9e qu\u2019il a en plus amen\u00e9 des potes avec lui. Parce que vu le volume, je dois certainement laver aussi celui du voisin, de toute sa famille et m\u00eame de tout le quartier. Ce n\u2019est pas possible autrement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, en plus&nbsp;ce coquin de linge, il a des alli\u00e9s au sein m\u00eame de mon foyer. Des petites mains qui mettent en vrac dans ce bac \u00e0 vrac des pantalons \u00e0 peine port\u00e9s o\u00f9 l\u2019on voit encore les chaussettes, des T-shirts avec du chocolat ou des gilets mis dans le bac car c\u2019est plus facile que de les ranger. Je suis s\u00fbre que le linge m\u2019en veut personnellement, parce que monsieur arrive \u00e0 passer devant sans grand tourment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y\u2019a un moment je finis par c\u00e9der&nbsp;: je le plie, je le lave, je le range. Et l\u00e0, je sens bien que je suis en train de me faire avoir. Avoir comme une bleue. Avoir par mon linge. Vraiment, ce confinement me lessive. 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