{"id":48,"date":"2020-03-16T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-16T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=48"},"modified":"2020-03-30T20:52:46","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T18:52:46","slug":"journal-dune-pre-confinee-a-chacun-son-epoque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/03\/16\/journal-dune-pre-confinee-a-chacun-son-epoque\/","title":{"rendered":"Journal d&#8217;une pr\u00e9-confin\u00e9e : \u00e0 chacun son \u00e9poque&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Lundi 16\nmars&nbsp;\u2013 \u00c0 la maison (et pour longtemps)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Cher <\/s>corona, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je ne te dis pas\nmerci. La rumeur court. Et on la voit arriver \u00e0 des kilom\u00e8tres. La rumeur,\nc\u2019est le confinement g\u00e9n\u00e9ral. Tout le monde le pense, mais personne ne le dit\nhaut et fort. Du coup, \u00e0 la maison, on anticipe notre futur huis-clos. &nbsp;J\u2019ai pris mon courage \u00e0 deux mains, souffl\u00e9 un\ngrand coup, oubli\u00e9 mes grands principes f\u00e9ministes&nbsp;et\u2026 envoy\u00e9 monsieur\nfaire les courses. Les courses. Tout seul. Tout seul comme un grand. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est\ncomme&nbsp;\u00e7a, \u00e0 chacun son \u00e9poque&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon apr\u00e8s, quand on\nest parent, faire les courses seul, c\u2019est presque un soulagement. On t\u2019avoue\nque les vir\u00e9es au supermarch\u00e9 en famille sont rarement une partie de\njoyeuset\u00e9s. Et voil\u00e0 que \u00e7a s\u2019accroche au caddy, que \u00e7a sort du caddy, que \u00e7a\nveut retourner dans le caddy, que \u00e7a r\u00e9clame des smarties, que \u00e7a chamaille dans\nle rayon des surgel\u00e9s, dans le rayon des p\u00e2tes, dans le rayon des l\u00e9gumes\u2026 T\u2019as\ncompris, rayon parentalit\u00e9, je ne suis pas la reine de l\u2019autorit\u00e9&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est\ncomme&nbsp;\u00e7a, \u00e0 chacun son \u00e9poque&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En ce lundi matin,\nmonsieur est donc parti seul faire les courses. Jamais je n\u2019aurai imagin\u00e9 que\ncette sc\u00e8ne quotidienne puisse se transformer en fresque \u00e9pique. Badigeonn\u00e9 de\ngel hydroalcoolique et \u00e9charpe sur le nez, il est parti l\u2019air conqu\u00e9rant comme\ns\u2019il partait \u00e0 la guerre. Une guerre en caddie, sans se toucher pour un paquet\nde p\u00e2tes et des rouleaux de PQ, \u00e7a a quand m\u00eame moins de gueule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>En P\u00e9n\u00e9lope\ninqui\u00e8te, j\u2019ai guett\u00e9 b\u00eatement son retour. Quant \u00e0 mon Ulysse, loin de\nconqu\u00e9rir la toison, il est rentr\u00e9 avec trois briques de jus d\u2019oranges et des\nbrioches tranch\u00e9es (y\u2019avait plus que cela&nbsp;!), dont il a soigneusement\nd\u00e9sinfect\u00e9 chaque emballage. Le soir m\u00eame, la rumeur qui courait a \u00e9t\u00e9\nconfirm\u00e9e&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vraiment, \u00e0 chacun son \u00e9poque&nbsp;! 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