{"id":80,"date":"2020-03-19T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-19T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/?p=80"},"modified":"2020-03-31T00:29:28","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T22:29:28","slug":"journee-dune-confinee-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laredacenbasket.fr\/index.php\/2020\/03\/19\/journee-dune-confinee-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Journ\u00e9e d&#8217;une confin\u00e9e #3 : la guerre des parents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Jeudi 19 mars \u2013 \u00e0\nla maison (encore et toujours)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Confinement&nbsp;:\nJ3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ressenti&nbsp;: 300\nmill\u00e9naires<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><s>Cher <\/s>corona,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u2019es content d\u2019avoir mis le bordel dans\nma vie&nbsp;? Quand le pr\u00e9sident a dit que nous \u00e9tions en guerre, je ne pensais\npas \u00e0 cette guerre-l\u00e0. On est en guerre. JE suis en guerre, en guerre contre\nmon autorit\u00e9 parentale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8h30 : plan de bataille ok.\n1 s\u00e9ance = 1 timing = 1 le\u00e7on. Tout est not\u00e9, j\u2019ai m\u00eame fait un joli planning\naccroch\u00e9 au frigo. Aujourd\u2019hui c\u2019est litt\u00e9rature, tableau de mesures et\nmanipulation. En parall\u00e8le je termine un projet. Facile ! Les profs ont \u00e9t\u00e9\nclairs, merci \u00e0 eux&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9 heures : motivation des\ntroupes. Je fais semblant de ne pas entendre ma fille qui me demande d\u00e9j\u00e0 quand\nest la r\u00e9cr\u00e9 dans le jardin. &nbsp;Chacun a\nl\u2019air amus\u00e9 de faire l\u2019\u00e9cole \u00e0 la maison, moi la premi\u00e8re. Etre prof, c\u2019est\npeut-\u00eatre mon truc finalement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10 heures : premier\nconstat. Quoi d\u00e9j\u00e0 10 heures&nbsp;?! Je me rends compte que nous sommes qu\u2019aux\npremi\u00e8res questions, l\u2019une a sa t\u00eate des mauvais jours et je n\u2019ose pas regarder\nce qu\u2019il reste \u00e0 faire. L\u2019autre m\u2019a d\u00e9j\u00e0 pos\u00e9 quinze fois la m\u00eame question et a\ndes probl\u00e8mes de crayon. La petite r\u00e9clame La Reine des Neiges, \u00ab&nbsp;allez\nmaman s\u2019il te pla\u00eet&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb Et je n\u2019ai pas boss\u00e9. Il est loin mon plan de\nbataille et je commence \u00e0 maudire le programme scolaire&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12 heures : enfin la pause\ndu repas. C\u2019est meilleur qu\u2019\u00e0 la cantine, ouf&nbsp;! Un point pour moi&nbsp;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>14 heures&nbsp;: motivation\ndes troupes. Vu le regard des filles, je sens que l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi va \u00eatre longue.\nChacun en a marre de faire l\u2019\u00e9cole \u00e0 la maison, moi la premi\u00e8re. Etre prof, ce\nn\u2019est peut-\u00eatre pas mon truc finalement&nbsp;!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>15 heures&nbsp;: mode\ncommando. La petite, qui ne veut plus faire la sieste, a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 qu\u2019elle ne\nferait pas des b\u00e2tons mais des ronds et pr\u00e9f\u00e8re la Reine des Neiges\n\u00ab&nbsp;allez maman s\u2019il te pla\u00eet&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb. Une jumelle pleurniche parce\nque \u00ab&nbsp;la ma\u00eetresse, elle n\u2019explique pas comme \u00e7a&nbsp;\u00bb, l\u2019autre me lance\ndes SOS \u00ab&nbsp;normalement \u00e0 cette heure-l\u00e0, l\u2019\u00e9cole c\u2019est fini&nbsp;?&nbsp;\u00bb. Je\nprie le dieu des \u00e9coles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>16 heures : repli des\ntroupes. J\u2019ai de l\u2019encre sur les doigts (\u00ab&nbsp;c\u2019est vrai qu\u2019il ne fonctionne\npas ce stylo&nbsp;\u00bb), fait 15 croquis du tableau de mesures, rattrap\u00e9 la petite\nsous la table, r\u00e9utilis\u00e9 un compas, rattrap\u00e9 la petite sur la table, perdu 30\nfois mes nerfs (\u00ab&nbsp;non, l\u2019\u00e9cole, ce n\u2019est pas fini&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb). R\u00e9sultat&nbsp;:\ntout le monde est dans le jardin et chante \u00e0 tue-t\u00eate La Reine des Neiges. Franchement,\non est s\u00fbr que c\u2019est si important de savoir dessiner un triangle&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>20 heures&nbsp;: repos du\nguerrier. Au moment de se coucher, ma fille me chuchote&nbsp;: \u00ab&nbsp;tu sais,\nc\u2019\u00e9tait quand m\u00eame rigolo de faire l\u2019\u00e9cole \u00e0 la maison&nbsp;!&nbsp;\u00bb. Je me dis\nque sans elles, \u00e7a serait quand m\u00eame vachement ennuyant. 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